SMS Jokes-5:

“What do u call a woman in heaven”

“An Angel.”

“A crowd of women in heaven?”

“A host of Angels.”

“And all women in heaven?”

“PEACE ON EARTH.”

Courtesy: Chennai Times, June 6, 2008 (“Toons & Trivia”)
Grateful thanks to Chennai Times and The Times of India.

SMS Joke-4:

Do you know why couples hold hands during their wedding? It is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight.

SMS Jokes-3:

“I want to take you out for a candlelight dinner, shower you with roses and say those 3 magical words – PAY THE BILL!”

Courtesy: Chennai Times, May 30, 2008

Detailed article on “SMS” from Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS

Grateful thanks to Chennai Times and Wikipedia.

SMS Jokes-2:

Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Courtesy: Chennai Times, June 5, 2008 (“Toons & Trivia”)
Grateful thanks to Chennai Times.

SMS Jokes-1:

“What is the difference between Egyptian mummies and Indian mummies?”

“Children are afraid of Egyptian mummies and fathers are afraid of Indian mummies.”

Courtesy: Chennai Times, June 5, 2008 (Toons & Trivia).

Grateful thanks to Chennai Times.